AS REQUESTED...
* FIVE THINGS I PLAN TO DO:
Travel through Europe. (If they'll let me in.)
Skydive. (Who wants to be my beneficiary?...bids start now!)
Buy a car that's newer than 10 years old. (No more Dusters for me)
Open a bookstore with weekly poetry readings and coffee shoppe. (Notice the European spelling.)
Help Bruce clean off his desk.
FIVE THINGS I CAN DO:
Negotiate a lower price. (Thanks to my distant Jewish heritage.)
Read quickly.
Play tennis well. (When my knees permit me.)
Fix certain things on my car. ("Can you hand me that left-handed monkey wrench?")
Appreciate Bruce's photography.
* FIVE THINGS I CANNOT DO:
Draw a nice picture. (And it really ticks me off!)
Be serious for over an hour. (Unless I'm sleeping. And even then I'm working on my timing.)
Type without making mistakes. (Made you look!)
Run like I used to. (I could run like a rabid monkey!)
See Bruce in the dark.
* FIVE THINGS THAT ATTRACT ME TO OTHERS:
The smell of food.
Warmth and a genuine personality.
If they have the spirit of Jesus.
Good or great laugh. (Like George's...I love when he laughs)
When they invite Bruce and me for a ride on their boat.
* FIVE THINGS I SAY MOST OFTEN
"Good morning". (Even when its afternoon or evening)
"Be well" (And I often mean it)
"See ya later"
"See ya Tuesday" (As a joke to those who complain that they hardly see me)
"I will not panic! I will not panic!" (Whenever I'm on a boat that is being piloted by Bruce.)
* FIVE CELEBRITY CRUSHES
A young Katherine Hepburn. (Though she was probably 5" taller than I)
Embeth Davis. (From Bicentennial Man..she is beautiful and gracious)
A young Maureen O'Hara (can you tell I watch TCM?)
Demi Moore (before she posed nude while pregnant)
Ashton Kutcher (please tell me he's not pretty!) - Besides he's married to Demi.
Travel through Europe. (If they'll let me in.)
Skydive. (Who wants to be my beneficiary?...bids start now!)
Buy a car that's newer than 10 years old. (No more Dusters for me)
Open a bookstore with weekly poetry readings and coffee shoppe. (Notice the European spelling.)
Help Bruce clean off his desk.
FIVE THINGS I CAN DO:
Negotiate a lower price. (Thanks to my distant Jewish heritage.)
Read quickly.
Play tennis well. (When my knees permit me.)
Fix certain things on my car. ("Can you hand me that left-handed monkey wrench?")
Appreciate Bruce's photography.
* FIVE THINGS I CANNOT DO:
Draw a nice picture. (And it really ticks me off!)
Be serious for over an hour. (Unless I'm sleeping. And even then I'm working on my timing.)
Type without making mistakes. (Made you look!)
Run like I used to. (I could run like a rabid monkey!)
See Bruce in the dark.
* FIVE THINGS THAT ATTRACT ME TO OTHERS:
The smell of food.
Warmth and a genuine personality.
If they have the spirit of Jesus.
Good or great laugh. (Like George's...I love when he laughs)
When they invite Bruce and me for a ride on their boat.
* FIVE THINGS I SAY MOST OFTEN
"Good morning". (Even when its afternoon or evening)
"Be well" (And I often mean it)
"See ya later"
"See ya Tuesday" (As a joke to those who complain that they hardly see me)
"I will not panic! I will not panic!" (Whenever I'm on a boat that is being piloted by Bruce.)
* FIVE CELEBRITY CRUSHES
A young Katherine Hepburn. (Though she was probably 5" taller than I)
Embeth Davis. (From Bicentennial Man..she is beautiful and gracious)
A young Maureen O'Hara (can you tell I watch TCM?)
Demi Moore (before she posed nude while pregnant)
Ashton Kutcher (please tell me he's not pretty!) - Besides he's married to Demi.
posted by BRIAN at 3:51 PM
2 Comments:
You're scaring me!
Good list, but only about 75% correct, according to the Institute of Public Policy in Listmaking. Not bad though!
Great list Brian. But Ashton Kutcher? I didn't know there was room for anyone else to have a crush on him, he's so in love with himself. :)
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